you may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. 

niceguysofwesteros:

the loneliest whoremonger

niceguysofwesteros:

the loneliest whoremonger

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

Three Kladno childhood buddies - Ondřej Pavelec, Jakub Voráček and Jiří Tlustý [x]

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

thelocaltelevision:

How I Met Your Mother, 2005-…

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

ylwols:

totallyfubar:

If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.

ylwols:

totallyfubar:

If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

bosstownbruins:

bridypoi:

bosstownbruins:

raskbutt:

How to spend the next month drunk off your ass

"2 Us 2 Ks 2 DRINKS!"  
YASSS

I’d love to do this but I’m way to lightweight haha id be drunk after the first 20

lol I’d love to do this but I have no one to do it with and I ain’t drinkin alone

bosstownbruins:

bridypoi:

bosstownbruins:

raskbutt:

How to spend the next month drunk off your ass

"2 Us 2 Ks 2 DRINKS!"  

YASSS

I’d love to do this but I’m way to lightweight haha id be drunk after the first 20

lol I’d love to do this but I have no one to do it with and I ain’t drinkin alone

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE