pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

"To the NFL, dogs have more value than women."
My dad, comparing player Ray Rice, who got caught beating his wife and only got two games suspension, to Michael Vick, who was arrested and jailed for dog fighting. (via tinalikesbutts)

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

what-are-you-so-afraid-offff:




AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

Yes pls

what-are-you-so-afraid-offff:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

This shit is my favorite

Yes pls

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

misandry-mermaid:

Interesting how we’re always hearing how shameful and irresponsible it is to be a teen mom.

But we never hear the same messages directed at teen dads.

Or even the words “teen dad”.

It’s almost like society demonizes women’s sexuality and sexual choices while absolving men of all sexual responsibility and judgement.

onlylolgifs:

Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

ellybe-fit:

Well he’s obviously having a better day than me

ellybe-fit:

Well he’s obviously having a better day than me

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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sharethatreally:

"MY BABIES" I scream at a group of men that are actually older than me

unfreezes:

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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sleepnginthegardn:

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

I’ve seen this 15 times and just now got the joke